Oh this was such fun to read! I loved that bit of Harry and Neville, before they realized there was no spark. And the rumors getting out of control was perfect. And then Draco's wank fantasies! OMG I could not stop giggling, they were so perfect. I mean, who hasn't imagined having their own troop of well-hung & dedicated guards that they can have ravish them whenever they choose? LOL, awesome read. :D