FIC: Don’t mind if I keep your tie (And your heart, babe)

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Title: Don’t mind if I keep your tie (And your heart, babe)
Author/Artist: nayaranightroo
Prompt: Prompter: leontinabowie
Prompt: The eighth year common room has a parrot in it (McGonagall thinks a pet would be the perfect way to get some interhouse bonding going). Most of the time it's just there, until one day it repeats "Potter has a damn fine arse."
Maximum rating: G
Squicks/dislikes: Crack!fic, character death, unhappy endings, non-con
Additional info: The Slytherins know exactly who the parrot's mimicking...
Word Count/Art Medium: 21K (21,369)
Rating: G
Contains (Highlight to view): Nothing of relevance.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Epilogue compliant?: If this is Epilogue compliant, Voldy's a kind squib who bakes cupcakes on the weekends. In sum, hell no.
Summary: The eighth year common room has a parrot in it, courtesy of McGonagall and her mad search for interhouse bonding.

Most of the time, it's just there, until one day it repeats "Potter has a damn fine arse." And the Slytherins know exactly who the parrot's mimicking...

Draco is not amused.

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Comments

[groolover.livejournal.com]

Loved this! And I especially giggled at the line "The good thing about Greg was that he rarely got spooked, which meant he could tell him things like I've tried to cast an Unforgivable on a parrot and get a calm response".

But have I missed something? I can't see any drawings! Where are they?